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Reply #280 - Jul 1^st, 2008 at 8:41pm

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As for the Ipswich comments...ditto for Logan.
Skip is right sooty...

What do you call an Ipswich man wearing a suit?

The accused.

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Reply #281 - Jul 1^st, 2008 at 8:49pm

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So sorry for my previous post

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A woman walks into the Ipswich Centrelink office, trailed by 15 kids...

"WOW," the social worker exclaims, "Are they ALL yours ?"

"Yeah, they are all mine," the flustered mother sighs, having heard that question a thousand times before.

She says, "Sit down, Terry." All the children rush to find seats.

"Well," says the social worker, "then you must be here to sign up. I'll need all your childrens' names."

"This one's my oldest - he is Terry."

"OK, and who's next ?"

"Well, this one - he is Terry, also."

The social worker raises an eyebrow but continues. One by one, through the oldest four, all boys, all named Terry. Then she is introduced to the eldest girl, named Terri.

"All right," says the caseworker. "I'm seeing a pattern here. Are they ALL named Terri ?"

Their mother replies, "Well, yes - it makes it easier. When it is time to get them out of bed and ready for school, I yell, 'Terry !' An' when it's time for dinner, I just yell 'Terry !' an' they all come runnin'. An' if I need to stop the kid who's running into the street, I just yell 'Terry !' and all of them stop. It's the smartest idea I ever had, namin' them all 'Terry'."

The social worker thinks this over for a bit, then wrinkles her forehead and says tentatively, "But what if you just want ONE kid to come, and not the whole bunch ?"

"I call them by their last names !!"

I started out with nothing and still have most of it

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Reply #282 - Jul 1^st, 2008 at 8:54pm

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Your on fire Sooty

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Reply #283 - Jul 1^st, 2008 at 9:07pm

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You gonna give the old Furph a complex but then again I have heard these same jokes before however the town was Mackay Grin

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Reply #284 - Jul 2^nd, 2008 at 7:56am

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Am I to assume that the gloves are off Fellas?????????????????

Like how do you keep an fool in suspense tell you tomorrow Soot and Skip

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Reply #285 - Jul 2^nd, 2008 at 12:51pm

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How'd I get roped into this

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Reply #286 - Jul 2^nd, 2008 at 4:21pm

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Derek,
can you roll this old "joke of the day" thread that I started into this current one??

http://www.aussiecampovenforum.com/cgi-bin/yabb2/YaBB.pl?num=1189562833

Mick.

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Reply #287 - Sep 12^th, 2007 at 12:07pm

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Q. What's the difference between an Australian zoo and a English zoo?

A. An Australian zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the cage along with... 'a recipe..' Grin

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Reply #288 - Sep 25^th, 2007 at 4:05pm

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Is any one going to add some more jokes on here???????? Undecided

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Reply #289 - Oct 31^st, 2007 at 7:46am

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BEST EVER BLONDE JOKE?

A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, 'Please come over here and help
me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get
started.'

Her boyfriend asks, 'What is it supposed to be when it's finished?'

The blonde says, 'According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster.'

Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle.

She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over
the table.

He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to
her and says,

'First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to
assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster.'

He takes her hand and says, 'Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a
nice cup of tea, and then ..' he said with a deep sigh, . .. . . . .. .

(scroll down)

'Let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box.'

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