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General Chat Area >> Australiana - Verse or Story >> Kangaroo steaks https://www.aussiecampovenforum.com/cgi-bin/yabb2/YaBB.pl?num=1201738310 Message started by BILLYBUSHCOOK on Jan 31st, 2008 at 10:11am |
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Title: Kangaroo steaks Post by BILLYBUSHCOOK on Jan 31st, 2008 at 10:11am
Just read this recipe on cooks.com
heres a link to the site http://www.cooks.com/ KANGAROO STEAKS 1 extra lg. Australian kangaroo (live) 1 lb. salt 5 lbs. onions, chopped 1 (16 lb.) New Zealand sledge hammer 1 powder puff 1 (50 lb.) sack flour 1 lb. pepper 41 moonbeam mushrooms 1 extra lg. frying pan Form expedition to Australia with temporary stop in New Zealand to obtain sledge hammer. Once in Australia, locate and lasso a large Kangaroo. Wrestle Kangaroo to ground and flour him using powder puff. This will cause the Kangaroo to become so tickled he will jump out of his skin (save skin for next expedition to use as camouflage). Begin slicing steaks to desired thickness, usually 3/4 inch. While slicing steaks, saute onions and moonbeam mushrooms (no alternative; Moonbeam mushrooms must be used in order to prevent steaks from jumping out of frying pan). Using the 16 pound New Zealand sledge hammer, tenderize steaks for three minutes on each side. Do this twice to every steak. If any other type sledge hammer is used it will counteract the effects of the Moonbeam mushrooms. Add steaks to frying pan, salt and pepper to taste, and cook until done. IF YOU SURVIVE TO THIS POINT, DON'T EAT THE STEAKS!!! |
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Title: Re: Kangaroo steaks Post by Carolyn™ on Jan 31st, 2008 at 8:19pm
I love mushies, but moonbeam ones!!! Do I eat, drink or smoke them??
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Title: Re: Kangaroo steaks Post by BILLYBUSHCOOK on Feb 1st, 2008 at 11:05am
Sounds to me as if the person who wrote that was smok'n e'm!! :o :o :o
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Title: Re: Kangaroo steaks Post by willy on Aug 28th, 2008 at 2:34pm
Billy
lol get rolling them funny cigarettes Willy |
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Title: Re: Kangaroo steaks Post by Stew on Sep 2nd, 2008 at 6:48pm
Wonder what would happen if you use magic mushrooms instead?
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Title: Re: Kangaroo steaks Post by Derek on Sep 2nd, 2008 at 6:52pm
Once again .................... memories of the 60's ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Title: Re: Kangaroo steaks Post by Bird in the Bush on Feb 5th, 2009 at 8:21pm
Yikes!
[smiley=sifone.gif] [smiley=tt1.gif] [smiley=2vrolijk_08.gif] [smiley=svengo.gif] [smiley=sifone.gif] [smiley=willy_nilly.gif] [smiley=ack2.gif] An emoticon smile-athon! That's the last time I'll cook those Roo Delights :D |
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Title: Re: Kangaroo steaks Post by Kingsthorpe David on Feb 6th, 2009 at 5:16pm
Sounds even better than traditional Australian Wombat Haggis.
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