THREE WOMEN,TWO YOUNGER, AND ONE SENIOR CITIZEN,

 WERE SITTING NAKED IN A SAUNA.

 SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING SOUND.  

THE YOUNG WOMAN PRESSED HER FOREARM AND THE BEEP STOPPED.
THE OTHERS LOOKED AT HER QUESTIONINGLY.

 'THAT WAS MY PAGER, SHE SAID.  

I HAVE A MICROCHIP UNDER THE SKIN OF MY ARM.'

A FEW MINUTES LATER, A PHONE RANG.

 THE SECOND YOUNG WOMAN LIFTED HER PALM TO HER EAR.

 WHEN SHE FINISHED,SHE EXPLAINED,

'THAT WAS MY MOBILE PHONE, I HAVE A MICROCHIP IN MY HAND.'

THE OLDER WOMAN FELT VERY LOW-TECH.

 NOT TO BE OUT DONE, SHE   DECIDED SHE HAD TO DO SOMETHING JUST AS IMPRESSIVE.

 SHE STEPPED OUT OF THE SAUNA AND WENT TO THE BATHROOM.
SHE RETURNED WITH A PIECE OF TOILET PAPER HANGING FROM HER REAR END.

 THE OTHERS RAISED THEIR EYEBROWS AND STARED AT HER.

 THE OLDER WOMAN  FINALLY SAID......... ' WELL, WILL YOU LOOK AT THAT...  

I'M GETTING A FAX ' !!  ::) ::)

All the best
Skip

skiproosel Thanks that gave me a nice giggle when I got home from Work. ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Wayne

The last time I heard this it was about three businessmen at an electronics conference.  An American, Japanese and Australian.

Naturally it was the Aussie who had the incoming fax.  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D