Dear,
Newbie housekeeper.

The child bride has flown south for RNR.
This being so the housework has been put on hold  for a week.

The cooking, washing up and laundry are taken care of in this way;

Using a large cast iron pan, cook your meat, sliced spuds, onion and tomato. Move to one side and cook your Bum Nuts. (Cooking time 2 stubbies)

Use knife and fork used in preperation of meal to eat this from aforesaid CI pan. Wash down with 2 stubbies.

Take CI pan, forkenknife and 1 stubby into shower, place cooking gear on shower floor and stubby within easy reach.

Observe clothing in mirror and debate as to will I get tomorra out of it ? If so bundle in corner, if not leave it on.

Enter shower and proceed to soap soiled clothing and lather up, leave on for time it takes to drink half stubby, rinse well and remove.

{If clothing was very dirty and you drank the full stubby, leave shower on and  replace with full one from fridge, leaving a wet trail from shower to fridge and back}

Remove underwear and use to clean CI pan and forkenknife then body.

Finish beer, throw wet clothing in corner, get another stubby, dry yourself, throw wet towel in corner, get another stubby, retrieve CI and forkenknife allow to drip dry till tomorra, get a stubby.

Forget wet clothing and towel  in corner for 2 days or the night before the boss is due home


How to clean a primitive oven ?. Hot water and elbow grease no soap or put it in the shower.

Love ABBY

That reminds me, was talking to a bloke the other day and he said he thought he was in trouble with his wife.  She asked him what was on the TV and he said, "Dust". 

LK, mine are 'TED from cleanen, washin, ironin n cookin, but  the good wife is enjoying here dominance over the new housekeeper
Kev

G'day All,
Well, this is my second attemp here. The other day I'd painstakingly tapped out a reply & for reasons unknown, lost it all due to a connection problem
Anyway, that's technology for ya!

I enjoyed that post of yours Soot, re the practical advice on cooking, washing up & laundry! Wasn't laughing at the circumstances though, that's no good at all. Hope your 'trouble & strife' is making good progress with her recovery. With such an able bodied off-sider, I've no doubt she's enjoying the respite from the daily grind as much as possible. One thing though, was that advice an extract straight out of the 'How To Be A Better Wife' book?

Hey Muzz, if ya find yourself reading this, be sure & tell Soot that yarn about the 'feather duster dog'? Since he's reaquainted himself with this bit of apparatus, he'd surely appreciate it 

Furpy, hope you're on the mend & back to 'business as usual'. That sounds like a bloody rough stint ya had over xmas. Trust you've got it sorted now. You might have to indulge in a bit more than usual 'easy liv'in' for a spell.

PD, I reckon you're onto it with the warm beer in the damper - that's a winner for sure . Dunno how flash it'd be on the second go but 'The Soot' wasn't going to let fear hold him back !

Derek, I'll have to remember that line about dust on the TV, it's a ripper. Will run it past 'The Minister' when I'm feeling game. Might find myself on 'the wallaby'!
Hooroo for now

Soot the other e-acquaintance of mine who had a broken wing has now finished her physio after a month of it.

It sounds like your side kick had a worse break though.

BTW have ye had a chance to get out and catch a fish?  Or been able to send the offspring out to do the catching?