THREE WOMEN,TWO YOUNGER, AND ONE SENIOR CITIZEN,

  WERE SITTING NAKED IN A SAUNA.

  SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING SOUND. 

THE YOUNG WOMAN PRESSED HER FOREARM AND THE BEEP STOPPED.
THE OTHERS LOOKED AT HER QUESTIONINGLY.

  'THAT WAS MY PAGER, SHE SAID. 

I HAVE A MICROCHIP UNDER THE SKIN OF MY ARM.'

A FEW MINUTES LATER, A PHONE RANG.

  THE SECOND YOUNG WOMAN LIFTED HER PALM TO HER EAR.

  WHEN SHE FINISHED,SHE EXPLAINED,

'THAT WAS MY MOBILE PHONE, I HAVE A MICROCHIP IN MY HAND.'

THE OLDER WOMAN FELT VERY LOW-TECH.

  NOT TO BE OUT DONE, SHE   DECIDED SHE HAD TO DO SOMETHING JUST AS IMPRESSIVE.

  SHE STEPPED OUT OF THE SAUNA AND WENT TO THE BATHROOM.
SHE RETURNED WITH A PIECE OF TOILET PAPER HANGING FROM HER REAR END.

  THE OTHERS RAISED THEIR EYEBROWS AND STARED AT HER.

  THE OLDER WOMAN  FINALLY SAID......... ' WELL, WILL YOU LOOK AT THAT... 

I'M GETTING A FAX ' !! 

All the best
Skip

The last time I heard this it was about three businessmen at an electronics conference.  An American, Japanese and Australian.

Naturally it was the Aussie who had the incoming fax.