A man decided to march in the holy crusades. Concluding that his wife
should wear a chastity belt while he is gone, he locks up her nether regions
and gives the key to his best friend.

He tells him, "If I do not return within four years, unlock my wife and set her free to live a normal life."

So, the husband leaves on horseback and about a half hour later, he sees
a cloud of dust behind him. He waits for it to come closer and sees his best
friend.





"What's wrong?' " he asks.

"You gave me the wrong key!"

All the best
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