Australia’s Very Own Camp Oven And Outdoor Cooking And Camping Forum - Joke Of The Day

Reply #1430 - Nov 27^th, 2013 at 8:54pm

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I was in having my regular check up the other day, and the next thing, he stuck his finger up my bum!
Boy, did I jump?
I'm seriously considering changing dentists!!

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Reply #1431 - Feb 8^th, 2014 at 5:01pm

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My wife asked what I was doing on the computer last night.
I explained that I was looking for cheap flights.

"I love you!" she said, and then got excited, quickly undressed, and we had the most amazing sex ever, which is odd, because she's never shown an interest in darts before.

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Reply #1432 - Feb 10^th, 2014 at 8:23pm

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I took my son out for his first beer.

Got him a Fourex...didn't like it - I had it.

Then I got him Carlsberg, he didn't like it, I had it.

It was the same with Heineken, Fosters, Guinness & Cider.

By the time we got down to the Rum, I could hardly push the bloody pram home......

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Reply #1433 - Feb 10^th, 2014 at 8:31pm

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Reply #1434 - Feb 10^th, 2014 at 8:46pm

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Stubby wrote on Feb 10^th, 2014 at 8:23pm:

By the time we got down to the Rum, I could hardly push the bloody pram home......

I can relate to that.

Can't Get Full On Fancy

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Reply #1435 - Mar 4^th, 2014 at 9:59am

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Keep your jokes coming Stubby. A good laugh.

There is a campoven in the middle of this clip

Skiproosel would like this one

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=mLg5fOZ2S4I

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Reply #1436 - Mar 4^th, 2014 at 7:26pm

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Ever walk into a room with some purpose in mind, only to completely forget what that purpose was?
It turns out doors themselves are to blame for these strange memory lapses.
Psychologists at University of Notre Dame have discovered that passing through a doorway triggers what's known as an event boundary in the mind, separating one set of thoughts and memories from the next. Your brain files away the thoughts you had in the previous room and prepares a blank slate for the new locale.
Thank goodness for studies like this! It's not our age, its that Stupid Bloody Door!!

Stubby.

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Reply #1437 - Mar 5^th, 2014 at 9:21pm

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Hey stubby you are a cool dude ,keep the jokes coming mate I enjoy reading them
Brett

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Reply #1438 - Mar 12^th, 2014 at 10:38am

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A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were all lost in the desert. They found a lamp and rubbed it. A genie popped out and granted them each one wish. The redhead wished to be back home. Poof! She was back home. The brunette wished to be at home with her family. Poof! She was back home with her family. The blonde said, "Awwww, I wish my friends were here."

A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."
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Reply #1439 - Mar 12^th, 2014 at 10:42am

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Small buddy alled is out of control.
Lol Grin

Oohhuuu!

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