Love it Seamus that's a good one.🍻

I like the comment from I think it was Poddy Dodger.

"When I die I hope she does not sell them for what I told her I paid for them"

Me too

KD

Kylie Minogue, Robbie Williams and Elton John were walking over a bridge.
Kylie tripped and got her head caught in the railings.
In the blink of an eye Robbie pulled aside her G string and bonked her.
He then said to Elton, "Your turn."
Elton burst out crying.
"What's the matter?" asked Robbie.
Elton sobbed "my head won't fit through the railings. ;

CAR   LANGUAGE.
A daughter asks he dad, "Dad, there is something my boyfriend said that I don't understand. He said that I have a beautiful chassis, two lovely air bags and a fantastic bumper".
Dad said, "If he opens your bonnet and takes out his dipstick to check your oil, I'll give him such a servicing that  his motor will cease functioning and his ball bearings will fall off."

A woman and her ten year old son were riding in a taxi.  It was raining and all the prostitutes were standing under the awnings.
“Mum” said the boy “what are all those women waiting doing?”

“They’re waiting for their husbands to get off work” she replied

The taxi driver turns round and says “Geez lady, why don’t you tell him the truth?  They’re hookers, boy!  They have
Sex with men for money”

The little boy’s eyes got wide and he said “Is that true Mum?”

His mother glaring at the taxi driver answers in the affirmative.

After a few minutes the boy asked “Mum, what happens to their babies?”

“Most of them become taxi drivers” she said.

Cheers

Seamus