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Reply #10 - Mar 17^th, 2008 at 2:20pm

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Ilove it skip.

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Reply #11 - Mar 9^th, 2008 at 7:26pm

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After being married for 37 years, I took a careful look at my wife one day and said: "Honey, 35 years ago we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10-inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot 21-year-old gal. Now I have a $500K home, a $45K car, king-size bed and plasma screen TV,
but I'm sleeping with a 58-year-old woman. It seems to me that you're not holding up your side of things."

My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot 21-year-old gal, and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, sleeping on a sofa bed and watching a 10-inch black and white TV.

Aren't older women great? They really know how to solve your mid-life crisis.

All the best
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Reply #12 - Mar 16^th, 2008 at 3:48am

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Amen

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Reply #13 - Mar 16^th, 2008 at 4:15am

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Thats what I call a great attitude. Cheesy

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Reply #14 - Mar 16^th, 2008 at 5:44am

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Well, I started out with nothing and still have most of it left.

pd

When I die I hope my missus doesn't sell my camp ovens for what I told her I paid for them. pd

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Reply #15 - Mar 16^th, 2008 at 8:51am

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Hi Skip,

That reminds me of a conversation my husband and I had a number of years ago whilst having dinner with friends.

We both had the same idea and had each purchased a system 8 lotto ticket in a $3,000,000 draw, dear heart proceded to tell me at the dinner table in front of our friends (funny man that he thinks he is) that if he won he would give me half and I would have a hard time finding him.

My Answer was.

If I win, you get nothing and you won't find me.

Wiped the smile right off his face and our friends had a good laugh at him expense.

Cheers

skiproosel wrote on Mar 9^th, 2008 at 7:26pm:

After being married for 37 years, I took a careful look at my wife one day and said: "Honey, 35 years ago we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10-inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot 21-year-old gal. Now I have a $500K home, a $45K car, king-size bed and plasma screen TV,
but I'm sleeping with a 58-year-old woman. It seems to me that you're not holding up your side of things."

My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot 21-year-old gal, and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, sleeping on a sofa bed and watching a 10-inch black and white TV.

Aren't older women great? They really know how to solve your mid-life crisis.

All the best
Skip

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Reply #16 - Mar 17^th, 2008 at 6:55am

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Subject: The CDC has a medical alert you should know about - Please READ!

The Center for Disease Control has issued a medical alert about a highly
contagious, potentially dangerous virus that is transmitted orally, by
hand, and even electronically.

This virus is called Weary Overload Recreational Killer (WORK). If you
receive WORK from your boss, any of your colleagues, or anyone else via
any means whatsoever - DO NOT TOUCH IT.

This virus will wipe out your private life completely. If you should
come into contact with WORK you should immediately leave the premises.
Take two good friends to the nearest grocery store and purchase one or
both of the antidote;

Work Isolating Neutralizer Extract (WINE) and Bothersome Employer
Elimination Retreater (BEER). Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK
has been completely eliminated from your system.

You should immediately forward this medical alert to five friends. If
you do not have five friends, you have already been infected and WORK is
controlling your life.

Happy St. Patty's Day everyone,

Cheers!

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Reply #17 - Mar 17^th, 2008 at 6:58am

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Hi LK,
too late with that warning. I've already got it.
Have a nice day

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Reply #18 - Mar 17^th, 2008 at 7:01am

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You can start on the cure at lunch!!!

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Reply #19 - Mar 10^th, 2008 at 1:54am

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An Irish woman of advanced age visited her physician to seek his help in reviving her husband's libido.

'What about trying Viagra? Asks the doctor.

'Not a chance,' she said. 'He won't even take an aspirin.'

'Not a problem,' replied the doctor. 'Give him an Irish Soluble Viagra. Drop it into his coffee. He won't even taste it. Give it a try and call me in a week to let me know how things went.'

It wasn't a week later that she called the doctor, who directly inquired as to progress. The poor dear exclaimed, 'Oh, faith, bejaysus and begorrah! 'Twas horrid. Just terrible doctor!.'

'Really? What happened?' asked the doctor?'

'Well, I did as you advised and slipped it in his coffee and the effect was al mo st immediate. He jumped his self straight up, with a twinkle in his eye, and with his pants a-bulgin' fiercely!

With one swoop of his arm, he sent the cups and tablecloth flyin', ripped me clothes to tatters and took me then and there, making wild, mad, passionate love to me on the table-top! It was a nightmare, I tell you, an absolute feckin' nightmare!'

'Why so terrible?' asked the doctor, 'Do you mean the sex your husband provided wasn't good'?

'Oh, no, no, no, doctor, the sex was fine indeed! 'Twas the best sex I've had in 50 years of marriage! But sure as I'm sittin' here, I'll niver be able to show me face in Starbucks again.'

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