Skip re. 25 lb baby
Sounds more like Paul Bunyan.  http://www.americanfolklore.net/paulbunyan.html

An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake.
He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee.
After sitting there for a while, he yells to the waiter, 'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?'
The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, 'Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair, given that you are blind,  that you should know five things:
1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.
3. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter.
5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.
'Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?'
The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters, 'No...not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times.'

Once upon a time there lived a king.
The king had a beautiful daughter,

the PRINCESS.

But there was a problem. Everything the princess touched would melt.

No matter what;

metal,
wood,
stone,

anything she touched would melt.
Because of this, men were afraid of her. Nobody would dare marry her.
The king despaired. What could he do to help his daughter?
He consulted his wizards and magicians. One wizard told the king,
"If your daughter touches one thing that does not melt in her hands, she will be cured."

The king was overjoyed and came up with a plan.

The next day, he held a competition. Any man that could bring his daughter an object that would not melt would marry her and inherit the king's wealth.

THREE YOUNG PRINCES TOOK UP THE CHALLENGE.

The first brought a sword of the finest steel..

But alas, when the princess toched it,it melte.
Th prince went away sadly .
The second prince brought diamonds.

He thought diamonds are the hardest substance in the world and w ould not melt. But alas, once the princess touched them, they melted.

He too was sent away disappointed.   

The third prince approached. He told the princess,
"Put your hand in my pocket and feel what is in there."

The princess did as she was told, though she turned red .

She felt something hard. She held it in her hand.

And it did not melt!!!

M&M's of course.

They melt in your mouth, not in your hand.
What were you thinking??

An old retired drover is sitting in a country pub one afternoon when this good looking bird comes in. They're the only ones in the bar and soon start a conversation and she asks him all about himself. He has never married and has lived all his life in the outback and explains to her all the ins and outs of life on a big cattle station and then he asks her about herself.
She says, " I'm a lesbian." He sits there for a minute and then he asks her ,"What's a lesbian ?"
"Well," she says," A lesbian is someone who loves women, breasts, bums, naked and clothed it doesn't matter I just think about women all the time." The old fella sits there for a moment and says,
" AAAh, I reckon I must be a lesbian too".

pd

Yep I reckon I'm a Lesbian too.

All the best
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