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Reply #300 - Jul 6^th, 2008 at 9:39am

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I went to buy a watch, and the man in the shop said 'Analogue.' I said 'No, just a watch.'

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Reply #301 - Jul 6^th, 2008 at 9:39am

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I went into a shop and I said, 'Can someone sell me a kettle.' The bloke said 'Kenwood' I said, 'Where is he then?'

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Reply #302 - Jul 6^th, 2008 at 9:40am

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My mate is in love with two schoolbags. He's bi-satchel.

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Reply #303 - Jul 6^th, 2008 at 9:40am

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I went to the doctor. I said to him 'I'm frightened of lapels.' He said, 'You've got cholera.'

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Reply #304 - Jul 6^th, 2008 at 9:41am

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I was reading this book today, The History of Glue. I couldn't put it down.

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Reply #305 - Jul 6^th, 2008 at 9:42am

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This policeman came up to me with a pencil and a piece of very thin paper. He said, 'I want you to trace someone for me.'

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Reply #306 - Jul 6^th, 2008 at 9:42am

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This cowboy walks in to a German car showroom and he says 'Audi!'

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Reply #307 - Jul 6^th, 2008 at 9:43am

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I was driving up the motorway and my boss phoned me and he told me I'd been promoted. I was so shocked I swerved the car. He phoned me again to say I'd been promoted even higher and I swerved again. He then made me managing director and I went right off into a tree. The police came and asked me what had happened. I said 'I careered off the road'

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Reply #308 - Jul 6^th, 2008 at 9:43am

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I was stealing things in the supermarket today while balanced on the shoulders of a couple of vampires. I was charged with shoplifting on two counts.

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Reply #309 - Jul 6^th, 2008 at 9:44am

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I went to the local video shop and I said, 'Can I borrow Batman Forever?' He said, 'No, you'll have to bring it back tomorrow'

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