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Reply #450 - Aug 16^th, 2008 at 1:55pm

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STRESS
I am not sure exactly how it works, but this is amazingly accurate. Read the full description before looking at the picture.

The picture below has 2 identical dolphins in it. It was used in a case study on stress levels at St. Mary's Hospital.
Look at both dolphins jumping out of the water. The dolphins are identical. A closely monitored, scientific study revealed that , in spite of the fact that the dolphins are identical, a person under stress would find differences in the two dolphins . The more differences a person finds between the dolphins, the more stress that person is experiencing.
Look at the photograph and if you find more than one or two differences you may want to take a holiday.

Regards Skip

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Reply #451 - Aug 16^th, 2008 at 1:56pm

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All I see are two identical dolphins. Undecided

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Reply #452 - Aug 16^th, 2008 at 3:43pm

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What Dolphins all I can see is two bally faced steers.
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Reply #453 - Aug 16^th, 2008 at 5:06pm

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YOU,RE all looney,
there is only ONE boat in the pic.
cheers George Cheesy

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Reply #454 - Aug 16^th, 2008 at 5:55pm

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boat what boat i saw rex hunt fishin Sad

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cheers warren ... lives in Ipswich Queensland Australia.. Hi all o/s visters

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Reply #455 - Aug 18^th, 2008 at 6:35pm

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An older lady gets pulled over for speeding...

Older Woman: Is there a problem, Officer?

Officer: Ma'am, you were speeding.

Older Woman: Oh, I see.

Officer: Can I see your license please?

Older Woman: I'd give it to you but I don't have one.

Officer: Don't have one?

Older Woman: Lost it, 4 years ago for drunk driving.

Officer: I see..Can I see your vehicle registration papers please.

Older Woman: I can't do that.

Officer: Why not?

Older Woman: I stole this car.

Officer: Stole it?

Older Woman: Yes, and I killed and hacked up the owner.

Officer: You what?

Older Woman: His body parts are in plastic bags in the trunk if you want to see

The Officer looks at the woman and slowly backs away to his car and calls for back up. Within minutes 5 police cars circle the car. A senior officer slowly approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun.

Officer 2: Ma'am, could you step out of your vehicle please! The woman steps out of her vehicle.

Older woman: Is there a problem sir?

Officer 2: One of my officers told me that you have stolen this car and murdered the owner.

Older Woman: Murdered the owner?

Officer 2: Yes, could you please open the trunk of your car, please.

The woman opens the trunk, revealing nothing but an empty trunk.

Officer 2: Is this your car, ma'am?

Older Woman: Yes, here are the registration papers. The officer is quite stunned.

Officer 2: One of my officers claims that you do not have a driving license.

The woman digs into her handbag and pulls out a clutch purse and hands it to the officer.

The officer examines the license. He looks quite puzzled.

Officer 2: Thank you ma'am, one of my officers told me you didn't have a license, that you stole this car, and that you murdered and hacked up the owner.

Older Woman: Bet the liar told you I was speeding, too.

Regards Skip Smiley

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Reply #456 - Aug 18^th, 2008 at 6:44pm

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Man walks into his doctors and says "Doc I think I,m shrinking"
Doctor replies,"sorry you'll have to be a little patient"
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Reply #457 - Aug 18^th, 2008 at 6:58pm

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skiproosel wrote on Aug 16^th, 2008 at 1:55pm:

STRESS
I am not sure exactly how it works, but this is amazingly accurate. Read the full description before looking at the picture.

The picture below has 2 identical dolphins in it. It was used in a case study on stress levels at St. Mary's Hospital.
Look at both dolphins jumping out of the water. The dolphins are identical. A closely monitored, scientific study revealed that , in spite of the fact that the dolphins are identical, a person under stress would find differences in the two dolphins . The more differences a person finds between the dolphins, the more stress that person is experiencing.
Look at the photograph and if you find more than one or two differences you may want to take a holiday.

Regards Skip

I can't see the dolphins anymore Undecided

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Reply #458 - Aug 18^th, 2008 at 7:53pm

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How Cool Were You In High School?

This is a pretty cool test, check it out.

This test is based on how cool you were in High School--what crowd you ran with, etc., it's pretty accurate.

You may want to send it to your friends to see if they've changed.

LET'S SEE IF YOU ARE A COOL PERSON:

http://www.sailinganarchy.com/general/2002/cool_test.htm

Grrr!!! Cheesy

I love small, furry, defenseless little animals - especially in gravy!!!

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Reply #459 - Aug 18^th, 2008 at 9:50pm

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Wow I got a super cool rating. How did the rest of you guys go?

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