Robbo

How many times do you think this has happened…




A man checks into a hotel on a business trip and was a bit lonely. He thought, "I'll call one of those girls
you see advertised in phone booths  when you're calling for a cab."   He popped into a phone booth near
the hotel and found an ad for a girl calling herself Erogonique, a lovely girl, bending over in the photo.

He copied the phone number and returned to his hotel. When back in the room he figures, "what the heck, I'll give her a call."

'Hello,' the woman says…Wow, she sounded sexy.

'Hi, I hear you give a great massage and I'd like you to come to my room and give me one. No, wait,
I should be straight with you. I'm in town all alone and what I really want is sex."

"I want it hard, I want it hot, and I want it now. Bring implements, toys, leather, whips, everything you've got in your bag of tricks.. We'll go hot and heavy all night; tie me up, cover me in chocolate syrup and whipped cream, anything you want!"

"Now, how does that sound?"

She says, 'That sounds fantastic, but you need to press 9 for an outside line.'

Should Children Witness Child Birth?


Due to a power outage, only one paramedic responded to the call.
The house was very dark so the paramedic asked Kathleen , a 3-yr old girl to

hold a flashlight high over her mommy so he could see while he helped
deliver the baby.

Very diligently, Kathleen did as she was asked.
Sarah pushed and pushed and after a little while, Connor was born.

The paramedic lifted him by his little feet and spanked him on his bottom.
Connor began to cry.

The paramedic then thanked Kathleen for her help and asked the wide-eyed
3-yr old what she thought about what she had just witnessed.

Kathleen quickly responded, "He shouldn't have crawled in there in the first
place .......smack his ass again!"


Regards Skip

Easter Joke
A man was blissfully driving along the highway, when he saw the Easter Bunny
hopping across the middle of the road. He swerved to avoid hitting the Bunny, but unfortunately the rabbit
jumped in front of his car and was hit. The basket
of eggs went flying all over the place. Candy, too.

The driver, being a sensitive man as well as an animal lover, pulled over to the side of the road, and got out to see what had become of the Bunny carrying the basket. Much to his dismay, the colorful Bunny was dead.

The driver felt guilty and began to cry.

A woman driving down the same highway saw the man crying on the side of the road and pulled over. She stepped out of her car and asked the man what was wrong.

"I feel terrible," he explained. "I accidentally hit the Easter Bunny and killed it. There may not be an Easter
because of me. What should I do? "

The woman told the man not to worry. She knew exactly what to do. She went to her car trunk, and pulled out a spray can. She walked over to the limp, dead Bunny, and sprayed the entire contents of the can onto the little furry animal.

Miraculously the Easter Bunny came to back life, jumped up, picked up the spilled eggs and candy, waved its paw at the two humans and hopped on down the road. 50 yards away the Easter Bunny stopped, turned around, waved and hopped on down the road another 50 yards, turned, waved, hopped another 50 yards and waved again!!!!

The man was astonished.

He said to the woman, "What in heaven's name is in your spray can? What was it that you sprayed on the Easter Bunny?"

The woman turned the can around so that the man could read the label.

It said: "hair
spray. Restores life to dead hair. Adds permanent wave."

10. Big tax write-off.

9. Who ever heard of Easter Bricks?

8. Consider all of the varieties: scrambled, over easy, hard boiled.

7. He gets a good deal from the local chickens.

6. Secret plan to eliminate human race by cholesterol overdose.

5. Pressure from the Egg Marketing Board.

4. Because if it brought hand held party poppers, it would be the New Years Bunny

3. Would you want to hunt for waffles?

2. He thinks guys should get chicks at least once a year.

1. Because the Energizer rabbit got the good job.