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Reply #940 - Apr 12^th, 2009 at 7:11am

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A furphy, is Australian slang for a rumour, or an erroneous or improbable story. You would never get anything but the plain honest dinky-di truth here... I promise!!!! Yup, hand on my heart, promise, true blue, uh-huh true dinks, dead set!!

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Reply #941 - Apr 12^th, 2009 at 7:21am

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Reply #942 - Apr 13^th, 2009 at 6:18pm

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Therapy

Two women were playing golf. One teed off and watched in
horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men
playing the next hole.

The ball hit one of the men.

He immediately clasped his hands together at his groin,
fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in
agony.

The woman rushed down to the man, and immediately
began to apologize. 'Please allow me to help. I'm a
Physical Therapist and I know I could relieve your pain if you'd
allow me, she told him.

'Oh, no, I'll be all right. I'll be fine in a few minutes,' the
man replied. He was in obvious agony, lying in the fetal position,
still clasping his hands there at his groin.

At her persistence, however, he finally allowed her to help.
She gently took his hands away and laid them to the side,
loosened his pants and put her hands inside.

She administered tender and artful massage for several
long moments and asked, 'How does that feel'?

He replied: It feels great, but I still think my thumb's broken!

Not sure if this is Deja Vu or not.

Regards Skip

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Reply #943 - Apr 16^th, 2009 at 6:47am

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To be a happy camper, remember:

   - A tuba placed on your picnic table will keep campsites on either side vacant.

   - A hot rock placed in your sleeping bag will keep your feet warm, but eating a hot enchilada works just as well and is less dangerous.

   - You can compress the diameter of your rolled-up sleeping bag by running over it with your car.

   - A two-man pup tent should not be used either by two men or a pup.

   - A potato baked in coals for an hour makes a good meal. One baked for three hours makes a good cricket ball.

   - In emergency situations, you can survive by shooting small game with a slingshot made from the elastic in your underwear.

   - A large carp can be used for a pillow.

   - The guitar of a noisy teenager makes excellent kindling.

   - You can duplicate the warmth of a down-filled bedroll by climbing into a garbage bag with two geese.

   - You'll never get lost if you remember that moss always grows on the south side of your compass.

A furphy, is Australian slang for a rumour, or an erroneous or improbable story. You would never get anything but the plain honest dinky-di truth here... I promise!!!! Yup, hand on my heart, promise, true blue, uh-huh true dinks, dead set!!

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Reply #944 - Apr 17^th, 2009 at 1:53am

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I don't know what is more disturbing, the sign or the customers. Wink

Best,
Duncan

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In Service,
Duncan

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Reply #945 - Apr 18^th, 2009 at 9:45pm

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A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street.
"But officer." the man began, "I can explain,".
"Just be quiet," snapped the officer. "I'm going to let you cool your heels in jail until the chief gets back..."
"But officer, I just wanted to say...."
"And I said to keep quiet! You're going to jail!"
A few hours later the officer looked in on his prisoner and said, "Lucky for you that the chief is at his daughter's wedding. He'll be in a good mood when he gets back."
"Don't count on it," answered the fellow in the cell. "I'm the groom."

A furphy, is Australian slang for a rumour, or an erroneous or improbable story. You would never get anything but the plain honest dinky-di truth here... I promise!!!! Yup, hand on my heart, promise, true blue, uh-huh true dinks, dead set!!

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Reply #946 - Apr 18^th, 2009 at 9:49pm

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A furphy, is Australian slang for a rumour, or an erroneous or improbable story. You would never get anything but the plain honest dinky-di truth here... I promise!!!! Yup, hand on my heart, promise, true blue, uh-huh true dinks, dead set!!

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Reply #947 - Apr 19^th, 2009 at 6:02am

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I gotta admit to thinking like this occasionally....

A furphy, is Australian slang for a rumour, or an erroneous or improbable story. You would never get anything but the plain honest dinky-di truth here... I promise!!!! Yup, hand on my heart, promise, true blue, uh-huh true dinks, dead set!!

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Reply #948 - Apr 20^th, 2009 at 6:49am

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A furphy, is Australian slang for a rumour, or an erroneous or improbable story. You would never get anything but the plain honest dinky-di truth here... I promise!!!! Yup, hand on my heart, promise, true blue, uh-huh true dinks, dead set!!

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Reply #949 - Apr 21^st, 2009 at 6:55am

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I Have hot linked this to the site as the image is copyright...

I was at a conference recently, and this one tickled me...

http://www.offthemarkcartoons.com/cartoons/2009-03-22.gif

A furphy, is Australian slang for a rumour, or an erroneous or improbable story. You would never get anything but the plain honest dinky-di truth here... I promise!!!! Yup, hand on my heart, promise, true blue, uh-huh true dinks, dead set!!

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